Because Nintendo

When Nintendo announce a really cool thing, but caveat it with something dumb that nobody understands

"Animal Crossing looks amazing! My kids will love creating their own islands on the Switch!"
"You can only have one island per Switch, regardless of the profile."
"But why?!"

"Because Nintendo."

"Amazing! Mario 64, Sunshine and Galaxy are all coming to the Switch as part of a collection!"

"It's only available until March."

"But why?!"

"Because Nintendo."

by Itsa_me_gameboy September 3, 2020

full-backal

The opposite of full frontal, when someone is seen completely nude from the back.

"Gail's never gone the full Walkabout."
"True, true. Gail's only gone as far as full-backal."

by Jeff Murdock January 1, 2010

Because I said so!

An imperious reply that an authority figure --- most often a parent --- impatiently tells someone under his/her care when he does not wish to admit that there is literally no good/valid reason why said dependent should have to comply with the directive, but the authority figure doesn't want to admit it.

Kids are smarter than you think --- if you tell them, "Because I said so!" even just once, they will never trust your judgement again.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

because you are

don't you get lost

I am so sorry I can't be with you right now. From your hate I can tell how much you must be hurting.

We are taught early on how to handle pain and stick to these patterns if they are effective.
We don't find out until much later that sometimes these patterns satisfy and calm the pain often disguised as hateful outbursts but they don't solve the problem in the long run.
We all deal with pain, fear, loss in different ways. We all have our own techniques coping. Its just when things get out of hand, maybe the time would be right to reach out, open up to whoever is suitable.

Because you are loved and you are missed and you don't have any idea because you're stupid. 🖤
(banal but true)

by Krkič April 7, 2019

becausecause

when you don’t have a valid reason for doing something and you’re too lazy to deal with the consequences

i took your shirt becausecause.
i ate all your leftovers in the fridge because of becausecause.

by zainahhhh May 25, 2020

backage

like package, but for gyal with big back

person 1: yo bro check that gyals byack

person 2: jheeze she got mad backage styll

by ihavewood May 12, 2022

albee beck

The name of Arnold Schwarzenegger's grade school lover from his early days in Austria. During the filming of "The Terminator," AS was reported to be still distraught, even years later, over the bitter ending of this romance, and was forever uttering the boy's name. James Cameron, in perhaps one of the most brilliant moments in cinema history, decided to put one outtake into the film, where they were adjusting the lighting, and Arnold was waiting simply waiting on his mark for the next take. This moment captured on film is perhaps the quintessential expression of Man's existential aloneness in the universe, and AS's eventual destruction of the set in the name of Albee seems only fitting in retrospect.

Albee Beck had a tight ass, back in der Tag.

by Pantaloon January 19, 2008