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Get the beanie leptons mug.The little piece of poo stuck to the tip of a penis or dildo after pulling out of a penetrated butthole that is shaped like a beanie hat. An unpleasant happening in butt sex.
Dude, I totally effed Nikki in the butt last night, and when I pulled out my weiner had a turd beanie.
by Jett Pannellius November 14, 2010
Get the Turd Beanie mug.When two schlongs touch at the tip (head) and one of the members slides their uncircumcised skin over the other tip (head).
by Babyguts January 31, 2014
Get the slippery beanie mug.J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
Get the J-beaning mug.Since Tom's car broke down, he had to ride beanies and weenies on the back of Craig's bike on the way to the movies.
by Donaghu May 30, 2016
Get the Ride beanies and weenies mug.Yo! That girl a Banita!
by Souljaboiii January 13, 2008
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