steamer beamer

When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.

"Good morning Boss, Im running a little late this morning as i gave Shelly a Steamer Beamer last night! i havn't quite cleaned up the mess!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"

by Sebastian O'Connor August 9, 2006

Beamed

Beamed out the air by FrostyZK

I just got beamed out the air by FrostyZK

by FrostyZK is the best September 16, 2019

beaverden

A women’s vagina that is ready to be plugged by a stiff shaft.

Hey Bradley, Chloe’s beaverden looks like it’s lonley and ready for python to spread its lips.

by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) April 20, 2019

beamer

A person with a bright persona.

Lilian is such a beamer.

by anonymouskevin November 21, 2020

Beamer Buddy

A a pair of teens that both own Bmw cars and have sex on the regular occasion.

I’m going to Netflix and chill with my Beamer Buddy.

by Beamer Boy696969 May 2, 2021

Beamed

to get something thrown at you or someone else really hard in the skull basically the same as being scoped

Dayum josh just beamed tf out of Hayden with that apple

by 24k._.goldyn._.lele_ November 10, 2022

Beamer

Someone who lasered you across half of the map. Usually used by FPS players.

You just got fucking Beamed, you fucking loser. I'm better Beamer.

by M X V E December 15, 2020