battering ram

An act of revenge by a man where he runs full speed into the face of his partner with his erect penis while she is sleeping.

My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so I let that bitch go to sleep and gave her the battering ram

by D-Rock Your Face Off January 5, 2016

Battery

Something used to boost energy by shoving up ones asshole

"I've been really tied recently."

"Try shoving a battery up your ass, that'll help."

by SiliCookie November 8, 2019

battery hog

Another term for, "dry cell pig" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.

Man this radio is a real battery hog! I just put a new set of AA cells in there half an hour ago and they're already going down the tube!

by Telephony October 8, 2018

Battery Battle

A challenge for only the greatest (and horniest) men on Earth. A not so easy task awaits you.
The rules are simple:
1. You have your phone at 5%
2. The phone is not charging (no power saving mode)
3. Your screen brightness is all the way up
4. You have to nut before your phone dies

Good luck men.

My phone's gonna die, gotta do the Battery Battle.
James is so weak, he lost in the Battery Battle.

by Pink Fairy Armadillo November 22, 2018

Battery licker

Someone who licks batteries; a moron.

Only battery lickers think Tesla's are good vehicles.

by ghost module November 17, 2022

flying battery

Eggman's flying ship from Sonic 3 & Knuckles.

Yo, dude, Sonic the Hedgehog blew up the Flying Battery!

by Heckerman May 31, 2018

Battery Creek High School

The worst school to ever come out of satans asscrack, at which not even the most incompetant teachers will stay for more than a year, and at which the football "team" has not won a game for going on god damn four fucking years. The only beacon of light and humor in this hellhole is the sheer joy of watching ghetto girls tear eachothers weaves and tracks out and litter the floor with them for weeks untill the lazy ass janitors will get out of their house across the street to come put a dirt ass mop on it for ten seconds.

random nigha: where u go to school?

2nd random nigha: I'as at "Battery Creek High School"

1st nigha: fuck you must be a dumb nizzle fo' shizzle

by markques August 28, 2008