A person who, for reasons yet unknown, will always spend no less than 30 minutes in the bathroom, no matter what they originally went in to do. You can always tell who's going camping in the shitter, as they will usually be carrying a "survival kit", which includes at least one of the following; a crossword book, a newspaper, a magazine, or in extreme cases, a sandwich.
If I'd have known that Jared was a bathroom camper, I would've tried to get first dibs on the thrown.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 12, 2010
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The act of coughing loudly while taking a deuce in the bathroom when another person enters said bathroom, thereby staking claim to the stall you are using. Effective at warding off potential embarrassment from would be stall door openers, particularly if ones bathroom stall has a malfunctioning locking mechanism. Also, can dually be used as a cover up attempt in the event of a loud bowel movement.
"When entering the men's bathroom, a loud bathroom cough deterred my initial choice of stall and I was thusly forced to choose the creepy handicapped accessible stall at the end of the row - otherwise known as the most likely spot in the bathroom to be killed due to wide open access."
"Sean's ear splitting deuce rocket was only slightly dulled by his comparatively faint bathroom cough."
"Sean's ear splitting deuce rocket was only slightly dulled by his comparatively faint bathroom cough."
by LutJ March 27, 2012
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Get the batergacken mug.When u make a trip down to the bathroom and happen to find some naked boys changing into suits or out of them. Commonly used by SHG boys swim as a sign of dominance among other trivial swim teams. Any naked boys found must immediately be drowned.
person one: holy shit nolan... we got some new intell
person two: what is it?!
person one: we got some naked boys in the bathroom
person two: what is it?!
person one: we got some naked boys in the bathroom
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