Bakalar

The sudden or gradual malfunction of any electronic device of any shape, size or form due to the touch of a mystical hand

Me: Dude, he totaly Bakalared my iPhone.
Dude: What? how?
Me: donno, it just broke, guess I got the Bakalar hands
Dude: Damn, sucks man

by EpicXX June 15, 2010

basal ganglia

The act of dangling one's testicles within close quarters of another peer's face while they sleep. It is important for the individual to not wake the victim.

(Also known as part of the inferior cerebral cortex, just superior to the diencephalon, in the dull biological world.)

That fucker Brandon fell asleep with his shoes on last night, so I basal ganglianed that nigga.

by Sean "Droke" Hirst July 24, 2008

bakalize

to hamper a phone, PDA, or any other electronic gadget.
This can be used for people, who happen to brake their gadgets more than once.

I have bakalized my 6th Palm Pre

by Kokesh June 29, 2010

Barkalavista

Mexican Slang for a hot guy

Jacob is definitely barkalavista.

by Naked Zebra June 14, 2018

basaltic

When you get your balls stuck or they hurt from you flicking them.

basaltic- Broooo I hit my nuts on accident!

by JaySav551 December 6, 2018

Basala

Basala is the g. like if you're friends with Basala then you are automatically cool. Basala gets all the crunchies because he is the crunchy and when you're the crunchy... you are unstoppable. Basala is not a faggot like most of you who are reading this are. Basala is on another level of awesomeness and he is the bestest and he's so kafo!

Wait... you know Basala? YES HE'S THE BEST!

by MyFriendsNames March 22, 2021

bakaland

my happy place…

marliegaysparklequeen22: i think i wanna go to bakaland

diamondcrust1: what is bakaland

marliegaysparklequeen22: my happy place😹😹

by marliegaysparklequeen22 January 20, 2022