Basaltsquirrel is one of the kindest, funniest, most amazing person you will ever meet. She is with you through your worst times and supports you in your best. She is an amazing person and you should cherish her if you have a basaltsquirrel in your life.
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Bean: -3473487631784 you win Bean: ilysm basaltsquirrel you're awesome
Squirrel: ilysm more
Bean: not possible
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!