Barbism

A political affiliation revolving around the idea of having Queen of Rap, Nicki Minaj, as the leader of both the United States and the world; like she leads the charts, purrr.

I’m not a democrat or a republicant, I’m part of the Barbism party and identify as a Barbie Ting.

by -The All-Knowing- March 6, 2021

Bavishya

The name is originated from sanskrit.

It means Future. Someone that is interested in knowing their future, would look at horoscopes.
Many Indians name their kids as bavishya with the hope they achieve great heights in their upcoming future.

I would like to know my bavishya

by galaxytraveler's_mom May 15, 2021

Barista Special

The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.

Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”

Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”

by Tillyyyy14 July 5, 2022

Barishofied

Phrase originally created by Naiesha Bansal, meaning, that the barish has barishofied, PURR

Bedika: what’s with the weather?

Naiesha: the soil has barishofied

by NoFaceNoCaseNoWaist May 17, 2022

Chuck Barris

Drunk girl staggering around the bar, obnoxiouly close talking to everyone in her path. Embarrased friend hooks her by the arm and yanks her out the door "gong show" style. Crowd erupts in loud applause.

"Holy shit. That girl was drunk as F and would not shut up. Thank god her friend Chuck Barris'd her ass out of here". Every bar needs a Chuck Barris.

by lindalongarms February 22, 2019

einen Baris bringen

wenn man etwas normales vor hat und es durch aeussere Umstaende zu einer dummen Aktion wird

Einen Baris bringen bedeuted:

Die Pisse eines Welpen wegwischen, ausrutschen und sich den Arm brechen.
Sich solange von einem Kumpel im Einkaufswagen ziehen lassen bis man auf die Fresse fliegt.
Einen Wurfstern beim ersten Versuch im Brennnesselbeet verlieren.

by Nick1312 October 30, 2020

Baristud

1) The slightly more masculine version of a barista, who measures self-worth by their ability to pour latte art. Runs on pure coffee, it is very dangerous to remove a Baristud from his caffeine. This term came into popularity after the scandal with Taylor the Latte Boy.

2) A person characterized by strong impulses to roast coffee beans and talk about their deep feelings with strangers.

Tooti: My favorite barista wasn't there today!
Fruiti: Did you talk to the new one?
Tooti: he's totally a baristud. He asked me how the foam heart on my coffee made me feel

by dancingjellydoughnuts January 14, 2011