mischa barton

a slutty girl who thinks she's pretty

oh, she's acting like mischa again

by Tannie March 31, 2005

mischa barton

An ugly, non talent girl, who looks like a forty year old woman, and sounds like a man.

"Wow, that forty two year old smoking waste looks and sounds like Mischa Barton!"

by Lindsay_Lou July 16, 2006

barton cock

A penis that ranges from 19-30 inches when soft. Usually belonging to a guy named Simon.

"Is that guy doing pole vault?" , "Nah, he's just got a Barton Cock"

by Jill Summers January 20, 2016

Barton Mills

A small villiage in Suffolk, England. Barton Mills is a really boring place, there is nothing there. Not even a post office. Its full of old people and new familes. Its dull dull dull.

Person One - I live in Barton Mills

Person Two - Ooo, unlucky mate.

by WhattaGleeek December 27, 2010

Barton College

My dream College... seriously.

matt- what
brandi- if i don't get into Barton College i will die/cry

by bartonbabe February 9, 2010

Take a Barton

To have a shit, take a dump or Go to toilet = To take a Barton

Shit, Crap, Dump, Toilet, Pooh, Turd, Take a barton

by trixracing November 16, 2011

The barton Beater

a female that beats the shit out of people and gives good head

person 1 :I might drive down to hamilton to see the barton beater

Person 2 : sex?

person 1: no but she gives good head

by codymanfuck October 22, 2009