Barnyard Testicle Sandwich

Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.

Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.

by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008

bolivian brown barnyard

note to everyone on earth I made this up so shut the fuck up and don't claim it bitch

when one has diarrhea and defecates on his partners ass and then opens there anus hole and defecates in there as well.

I just gave that chick a Bolivian brown barnyard

by Alex Rudebega lolz May 11, 2009

barnyard pussy

When country girls want to give it up, country pussy; fucking on the farm

I tried to offer him some barnyard pussy before he went back to the city!

by RLH1_1 December 18, 2017

Barnyard fart

The smell of a fart or poo that is the result of eating vegan food (example: legume-based chips)

Those legume-based chips gave me barnyard farts

by Dr. Barnyard June 18, 2024

Barnyard

When you don't want your girl to know you and another girl are fuckin on the low so you talk about the movie for codeword.

"Yea Barnyard was GREAT"

by Abza15 May 17, 2017

Barnyard Football

Football played in any unimproved field area.

I played barnyard football in Joe's pasture yesterday and got cow poop on my good pants.

by barnyardbiatch February 21, 2011

Barnyard Brawl

The bowel discomfort resulting from eating a meal consisting of multiple kinds of meat.

Chris is having a barnyard brawl after trying the chicken, carne asada, carnitas, and chorizo tacos.

by Taco2sday April 25, 2014