When a customer tries to shake your hand like they’re tipping you for fat pours, but they give you an empty palm like you’re friends. You then spike their drink with something that causes them to fuck up their whole life.
This motherfucker last night tried to give me the “I’m a regular” speech, with jack and shit in his hand. So I dumped what I had left in his drink. I heard that he lost his shit and almost killed a cop. Don’t come with an empty hand to a Bartender’s handshake.
by Snaaaaaz November 22, 2019
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by URHandle February 19, 2017
Get the celebrity bartender mug.“I pulled the bartender on a girl last night. I offered her a drink, but I needed her credit card because mine delined.”
by Pseudophedrine September 22, 2021
Get the The bartender mug.when a waiter or bartender is working in a very loud bar or restaurant and cannot completely hear what the customer is saying but they start to laugh when they thought it was a time to insert laughter.
also known as a courtesy laugh when a customer says something at all remotely funny so you use the waiter laugh or bartender laugh to make the customer think they are funny.
also known as a courtesy laugh when a customer says something at all remotely funny so you use the waiter laugh or bartender laugh to make the customer think they are funny.
I was table-side when the family was talking to me and I started using my "courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh" when Mr. Young told the same story he has told 45 times previously.
by dakine mahalo December 2, 2009
Get the courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh mug.When someone talks to other people as if they actually care about their life. They will usually talk to an individual they have just met for a long time and not even give the other person the time to answer.
Waiter: Is that all you would like today?
Person with Bartender Syndrome: Yes. This reminds me of when I went to Paris and ate some food at an AMAZING restaurant!...
3 hours later
Waiter: IS THAT ALL SIR?!!!
Person: Yes and you are acting like this one person from-
Waiter:Bye Now
Person with Bartender Syndrome: Yes. This reminds me of when I went to Paris and ate some food at an AMAZING restaurant!...
3 hours later
Waiter: IS THAT ALL SIR?!!!
Person: Yes and you are acting like this one person from-
Waiter:Bye Now
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Get the Bartender mug.a term used in describing a brown male with, rather than pectoral muscles, has extremely flappy man-boobs. also, meatflaps is good in describing.
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