Andrew Bao, The 124th Emperor of simping, was killed by a group of monkey's after announcing he buried his face within the thighs of a high school girl. He was a great leader and the voice of the people and unity of the nation.
He was also one of the greatest sushi chefs of the time. He married twenty times in his lifetime to both men and women, one of his most controversial marriages was to Gabriella Geris, A attractive women who only married because of Andrew's Large and Manly Genetalia and Sexual Organs.
Andrew Bao was also the son of The First Legendary Bao, The father of modern Medicine and the founder of The Chinese Communist Party, His legacy was continued not by Andrew but by his Youngest son, Joshua Bao who is now Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party and Crown Prince of Simping.
He was also one of the greatest sushi chefs of the time. He married twenty times in his lifetime to both men and women, one of his most controversial marriages was to Gabriella Geris, A attractive women who only married because of Andrew's Large and Manly Genetalia and Sexual Organs.
Andrew Bao was also the son of The First Legendary Bao, The father of modern Medicine and the founder of The Chinese Communist Party, His legacy was continued not by Andrew but by his Youngest son, Joshua Bao who is now Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party and Crown Prince of Simping.
Person A: "Have you seen Andrew Bao's cock?"
Person B: "No, I haven't, but I have heard that it is massive in size."
Person A: "Yes, I also heard that but sadly he is not a monkey like us."
Person B: "Yeah that is sad, luckily those monkey nationalists killed him."
Person C: "Monkey Forever."
Person B: "No, I haven't, but I have heard that it is massive in size."
Person A: "Yes, I also heard that but sadly he is not a monkey like us."
Person B: "Yeah that is sad, luckily those monkey nationalists killed him."
Person C: "Monkey Forever."
by The.Last.Emperor October 19, 2020
Get the Andrew Baomug. bao is my #1 bff & i love her very much !! we’ll stay together until we’re on our death bed rotting <33 btw she’s dating harry styles!
bao 🖤 harry styles
by peachyah June 10, 2021
Get the bao 🖤mug. A common Chinese name, a person who is artistic and creative. Always setting a goal to achieve it, never giving in. When she fails, she gets frustrated, but moves on. She is straight forward and goes head on in a problem. If an issue arises that upsets her, she confront the issue, even if the other party is cowardly and backstabbing. Making friends is easy for her, will stand by your side until she can’t anymore.
Bob: 'Wow she’s so good at art.'
John: 'That is a Bao Yifor you!'
Terry: 'hey you’re so stupid'
Gf: Stays silent
Best friend of GF: 'Hey! She ain’t stupid! Get away from my best friend! You don’t deserve her'
Terry: 'You are such a Bao-Yi'
John: 'That is a Bao Yifor you!'
Terry: 'hey you’re so stupid'
Gf: Stays silent
Best friend of GF: 'Hey! She ain’t stupid! Get away from my best friend! You don’t deserve her'
Terry: 'You are such a Bao-Yi'
by LittleMonsters November 12, 2019
Get the Bao-Yimug. by 5extasy April 21, 2004
Get the bao shitmug. A nice girl who loves rice. She lives in Vietnam. She can be very caring at times but at other times she can be very scandalous.
by chickens unicorns spider-man March 7, 2017
Get the Bao-Hanhmug. by Bayomayo0 November 23, 2021
Get the Bao Lymug. This is a Vietnamese word that loosely translates to "It's Lit"
Pronounced "BOW DONG" if you're a true american
Pronounced "BOW DONG" if you're a true american
YOO bao dong brooo! We have to go to Sky36 right now!! TV GAMING GAMING said there were strippers .... so obviously it's going to be a great night!
by Ba Na Hills November 22, 2017
Get the Bao Dongmug.