balend

An insult given by a chav kid :p

Well, to be honest no one knows what the hell one of these is! If you think you have a clue what it is, just a random word a chav uses balend

by Wappy May 4, 2006

Baldemort

A parody off of "Voldemort", the primary antagonist in the Harry Potter series, who is bald.

"He-who-must-not-be-named..."

"Oh, would you just call him by his real name already! BALDEMORT!"

by darthbarracuda November 27, 2013

baguettism

The French Version of Imperialism (or Aka How Napoleon somehow went thru Europe and conquered it before entering Russia.)

Napoleon: Hol up my bois I got Baguettism!
The French Army: LETS SHOVE THE BAGUETTES INTO EUROPE'S ERSE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE!

by CummingBoi December 16, 2017

balearia

A condition you get when you go to the Balearic islands. It can also surface as an intense desire to go to the Balearic Islands. Symptoms include re-evaluation of ones life purpose, loss of ones identity and in some cases perceived heightened spirituality and spiritual awareness. Those diagnosed with balearia may not return from the Balearic islands until the condition is cured. Chronic balearia can last for decades, and has been known to make close friends or family to disappear from daily life without explanation.

Causes are relatively unknown, but MDMA, 127bpm and a care-free lifestyle have been suggested.

Hey bruv what happened to Harry? Haven't seen him since the lads trip we did after school.
He got balearia mate, he's still in Ibiza.

by 1Head November 2, 2018

Baguette-Nauru

An unbreakable union of 1000 years, first founded in 1967 when Baguetteland confederated with Nauru

The Baguette-Nauru internal affairs has died

by Boris Johnson 101 April 6, 2021

d-baguette

female version of a douchebag or d-bag. jerk, bitch, lowest of the low.

"wow, she's a real d-baguette"

"gabi and sofia are too amazing to be d-baguettes"

by gabi & sof May 24, 2009

Tuna Baguette

The act of expelling your man juice whilst rubbing you penis in between a ladies bottom cheeks.

I was smashing Julie, then flipped her over and gave her a tuna baguette.

Or that crazy broad likes nothing more than a tuna baguette in the morning

by dtothe3 December 17, 2011