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Balotelli

A top lad and a certified initiator of grade A banter. A Balotelli also often bears an uncanny resemblance to your typical dinosaur.
TV: 'Mario Balotelli has burnt half his house down after setting off fireworks in the bathroom. Lad.'
by Sellforweather January 2, 2012
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balltastic

An expression meaning great in a ball way.
Man yo mommas jalumba is balltastic.
by GENERAL ASSWIPE June 27, 2006
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ballthought

Any thought from a guy that came more from his balls then his head.
Guy: yo' baby I love the way you shake that ass!

Girl: Hun, we are at work, we dont have a place for your ballthoughts right now.
by Oplinger September 13, 2008
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balogus

Combination of the words: (Baloney & Bogus) something false, fake, and total bullshit.
The politician's statements were completely "balogus".
by RayMcSilly September 12, 2010
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Baloney Mohawk

Definition 1: Baloney Mohawk- the act of draping one's flesh trumpet across the forehead and cranial area of a sexual partner to create the illusion of a mohawk made of meat.

Definition 2: The act of shaping the hair of a sexual partner into a sharp, punk-rock mohawk after firing a hot life rocket onto the scalp.
"I promptly draped my semi across her forehead, fashioning a cool Baloney Mohawk."
by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012
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Balata

That guy was full of balata.
by HtSA August 24, 2016
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ballteaser

Someone who flirts with a man or for awhile before rejecting any advancements from him
Timmy: "Sarah was flirting with me all night but when I went to make a move, she completly rejected me"

Jimmy: "I know. Such a ballteaser"
by Boydasaurus10 January 7, 2017
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