Ramen Balance 

1. The act of maintaining the ramen soup level with the noodles so that you don't have too much or too little of either.

2. The moderation of two (or more) conflicting forces that could possibly end in a clusterfuck, if the status quo is not kept.

1. "I'm a master at Ramen Balance, motherfucker. Two mouthfuls of noodles and one mouthful of soup. Eat that shit, yeahhh."

2. "I only fuck so many of these damn, skanky bitches because I'm maintaining Ramen Balance with my libido! It's just the right thing to do."

Ramen Balance by MaleAlphaThree August 30, 2009

water balance 

a shitty thing you learn about in grade 9 ecology

what the fuck is water balance

water balance by G3 WougE March 11, 2019

The Universal Law of Balance

The inescapable cosmic principle that brings balance (read: disappointment) to life when things are going just a little TOO well for you.

I got a 98% on the math test I didn't study for, but The Universal Law of Balance made sure that I got a flat tire on the way home from school today. Fuck you, ULoB!

The Universal Law of Balance by jazequah March 15, 2011

external balance 

the current account balance; the net flow of liquid assets to the citizens of a particular country. The external balance includes the trade balance, net foreign factor income, and net foreign aid *received*. Usually the main cause of an external deficit is a trade deficit.

External balances are critical to good economic policies.

external balance by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009

Jaques Balance 

Mythical multi billionaire venture capitalist known to allways be in Monaco investing in small and large companies worldwide. Only few have met him, those who have known to converse and do business with him are now also billionaires.

Who is Jaques Balance

Jaques Balance by Bosco_bosco1 October 18, 2008

White Balance 

The whiteness of somebodys teeth.

Guy 1 "Hey, check out my new veneers"
Guy 2 "Dude, you have some awesome white balance now"

White Balance by LorenzoLorenzii October 7, 2011

Restoring Balance to the Force

v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.

Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.

Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?

Restoring Balance to the Force by Chris H., Pip R. June 1, 2011