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Baker Burger

Plain. Well Done. No Cheese. Burnt to a crisp. Crispy Bacon. Preferably prepared at a drinking establishment.
That lame ass ordered nothing except a Baker Burger and French Fries.
by floyd barber May 14, 2011
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Baker Park

Baker Park is a park in Cammack Village, Arkansas. If your a child, go here during the day, if your here past 8 then you need to leave. If your an adult, play basketball here, but leave by 7. If your a teenager, arrive at 9 and stay as long as you fucking want, cuz the park is only fun at night.
Kid: "Man i played nerf at baker park the other day!"
Adult: "Oh yeah, I have to go to baker park to play basketball, just like everyday."
Teenager: "Man, we gonna hit up the pool at 5, then leave at 7 and go behind Jefferson Elementary and leave there at like 9 then go to Baker Park and just hang there and swing till like 1 A.M."
by man from downtown July 1, 2011
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British bakery

When your lover puts a krumpet in your rectum during love making to warm it for breakfast the next morning.
We have last night's British bakery to thank for this fabulous breakfast spread
by jerksmersh May 31, 2014
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Lazy Baker

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.
1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.
by WiL S. (BoNe) August 5, 2007
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Bakura

an extremely British character in Yu-Gi-Oh

he is often referred to as gay and the apparent lover of the other apparently gay (and definitely gay) character Marik, but this is only in the abridged series on youtube.com

he is often possesed by an evil spirit

in my opinion, he's very, very adorable

in the abridged series, he is referred to as Florence or a kitty, thought he comments as, "Not a kitty." he also once says, "I don't care," in both series to Marik
Bakura is not a KITTY!!!!!!!!!
by captainfuzzybutt May 3, 2010
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Larry Baker

Larry Baker is the sexual act of finding a man named Darrell McNeill. (or any convicted pedophile will do) Then beating the sperm outta his nipples and as the pleasure seeps through your body knowing your doing the world a favor by beating up said pedo, The cops violently cum in and next thing you know your in prison so now you can penetrate the pedo with your BBC (Big Black Cock) and it won't be considered gay.
So for the next 7 days you go Detroit on the pedophile's rectal cavity and as you climax your cock feels like a drug induced boner so as you look at the anus of the pedo you just pillaged like Columbus did to America. You notice he was smuggling drugs into prison so in the end the pedo gets 15 years added on to his prison sentence but as he heard how many years he cummed in his pants.
Person 1: Did you see the Larry Baker story on Fox News?

Person 2: Yeah! God bless him, Now that pedo won't be getting parole anytime soon and will more than likely die of prison rape before being set free in 24 years.
by DonkPZ December 24, 2018
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marcus baker

i love marcus baker, he’s so hot
by marcusisloml March 6, 2021
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