rock bottom

Rock bottom is sitting in your one bedroom flat at 25 years old, eating the last bit of peanut butter with a spoon for dinner because you haven't had the mental energy to buy groceries in a month, reminiscing about how you used to at least know people in college even if you didn't ever talk or hang out much, staring listlessly at your steam library but not seeing anything that looks fun and spending the evening dicking around on reddit before going to bed too late, getting up for work at 6AM feeling like death, sitting in a noisy office for nine hours while getting maybe two hours of work done, spending the entire day just wanting to go home, but when you do finally go home you don't have the energy or motivation to do any of the things that used to interest you and you spend another evening doing nothing while getting a chronic sense of emptiness and unease about the fact that you're wasting your few free hours before going back to bed and starting the cycle over, and this lifestyle continues for months and years as the days start to all blend together in your memory and you feel like the last time you did anything of note with your life was receiving your college degree.

Damn, I just hit rock bottom what do I do now

I have hit rock bottom

by dragxnwaters May 9, 2020

bottled water

The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.

This isn't just bottled water. It's a *liquid hydration formula*!

by R2E February 28, 2008

started from the bottom now we way up

he's the nigga driving fast and also _extendo_ boyfriend

-started from the bottom now we way up
-dude shut the fuck up

by pleasehelpmeimbeingkidnapped May 27, 2020

Green Bottles

What Locals call Heineken

"Chee Pono i goin drink one green bottle for da dead guy bu"

"GET GREEN BOTTLES BRAH"

by CommanderKeen August 1, 2008

canadian bottle rocket

The act of inserting Diet Coke and Mentos into a partner's rectum, then checking them into a wall (hockey style). Followed by a heart-felt apology.

No, I didn't see the Maple Leafs game yesterday. I was too busy giving Suzie a canadian bottle rocket.

by ringoctopus March 9, 2015

Klein Bottling

The act of two gay men penetrating each other's anuses simultaneously.

I walked into the room to find Charles Klein Bottling the UPS guy. To be honest I was too impressed to be angry.

by DANGLEBERRY JIM January 10, 2018

bottle it

To lose courage at the last moment and not do something once intended to do.

Steve, "The 2017 China FA Cup Final was such a bottle show! SIPG can really bottle it."

Brandon, "What do you mean?

Steve, "I mean SIPG FC just gave up after conceding an unforgettable goal from Obafemi Martins. They just admitted to themselves that there is only one football team that represents Shanghai."

Brandon, "Yeah, SIPG bottle big matches better than anyone in the league."

by Only Shenhua Rep Shanghai July 24, 2019