botanophile

A person who enjoys sex with plants.

Person 1: Dude, I humped a tree last night.
Person 2: You fucking botanophile.

by Master of peanuts January 3, 2008

botasexual

Someone who gets sexually aroused by plants and trees

Dude1:That Plant gets me SO HORNY
Dude2:You Botasexual!

by Chao33333 May 14, 2007

botan

Russian ÁÎÒÀÍ. The first vowel is accented. The word means an excellent pupil or student who spents all his time learning and reading books and, therefore, can't get on with another guys and can't pick up with some girl.
Word "botan" has pejorative connotation.
It's mainly refers to male and implies that someone who is called so lacks in manhood and manliness.
The word is commonplace in russian student's conversations, talks.

- He talks constantly about making love with his girlfriend.
- Waffle! He's botan. He should make love with rag doll, not with girl. Nobody likes him.

by Ilya Kyzminov January 30, 2008

Botanical

the act of being "white girl wasted", or an absurd situation or conversation

"My relationship is totally sooo botanical", "This entire situation is botanical!!"

by Kismetkiller26 August 31, 2011

Botanik

The Russian word for a geek.

He got grade 5 for all his subjects in school - what a botanik!

by Inoostranyets September 5, 2009

Botard

A combination of BOCES (Boards of Cooperative Educational Services) and retard, used as a pejorative, referring to slow pothead vocational students similar to Horatio Sanz's character Gobi on SNL.

J: Dee did you use a sharpie on the whiteboard
D: huh
J: You fucking Botard...

by larylary May 7, 2011

botashe

Getting Beat Down Refusly. Usually bleeding from the ears, nose, and temple, which are all located on your head.

This Dude got Botashed tha other day, it was awesome.

by loganisurdaddysmother August 21, 2006