blew me face off

1. To be surprised by something or someone.

Dude 1: That was a really good gig
Dude 2: Yeah, the sound quality just blew me face off.

blew me face off by toastface August 25, 2005

Blew Loadio 

To "blow load" on Jim Cuddy or Emily Haines in an empty Zellers.

Shit, that pharmacists a ghost! He just blew loadio on her back. Hark, the stains!

Blew Loadio by JDC2 March 4, 2007

Blew it 

Messing up, ruining an opportunity

"How was your night Ralph?"
"Well I got charged $100 in uber fees that I didn't use, spent all the money I had along with $50 of my girlfriends money which led to her debit card being frozen due to suspected fraud, and I didn't even get laid"
"Sounds like you blew it"
"I'd say"

Blew it by L0Lguy! July 9, 2017

blew out 

1.For one to be fucked up from ruff sex

2.A dirty ho who's puss is...shot

3. Bad/ missing/ nasty

"Oh look at that ho...she musta got blew out last night"

"I would hit that but she's blew out"

"Oh you look a blew out mess girl"

blew out by MizAsha March 7, 2005

Blew the rooster 

A complete and utter idiot move of which there is no mistaking, even more embarrassing due to the stupidity behind it.

Can you believe Stan? He really blew the rooster on that one.

He didn't just fuck up, he blew the rooster.

Blew the rooster by Soapy Johnson September 23, 2010

blew hoe

When a hoe gives a man blue balls on purpose to get arouse.

Damn she is a blew hoe stay away!!!

blew hoe by Total bitch July 5, 2017

Blew By You 

Da famous lovely "highway-themed" song dat Linda Ronstadt composed to tell about what happened when she came barreling up behind you at 70-plus mph while you were just serenely moseying down da road at a much-more-modest 35.

Good thing dat none of da "men in BLUE" happened to be watching "Da Great L.R." on this particular occasion, or her now-world-famous "BLEW By You" song might never have been written.

Blew By You by QuacksO November 15, 2018