Blumpkin

on the day after Halloween, you find abandoned pumpkins, shit in them and throw them at an orphanage.

"Jaymac, did you seriously just blumpkin that orphanage? ...you sick fuck."

Blumpkin by Dan Shvartsman November 26, 2007

Blumpkin

A Blumpkin is recieving oral intercourse while taking a shit

"yo i was getting a blumpkin in the outhouse the only thing is she didnt know it was a blumpkin.'

Blumpkin by BlumpkinKing July 15, 2009

Blumpkin

The act of vigorously getting your penis sucked while chucking a DIRTY shit, preferably in cinema 6 Hoyts Wetherill Park

The act that occurred at Wetherill Park Hoyts in Cinema 6, the whole shopping centre had to be closed for maintenance for a whole six months. The stench was so putrid that the managers of the cinema had to have the guilty, Jaiden Mack, return and clean the porcelain bowl of the toilet in which said blumpkin was received.

Blumpkin by jaiden mack June 22, 2014

Blumpkin

Blumpkin: receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet

I farted while shorty was giving me a blumpkin.
toilet water splashed on her face while getting a blumpkin.

Blumpkin by brentanticus October 20, 2009

Blumpkin

1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.

2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka. contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.

1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."

2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."

Blumpkin by Deroc October 29, 2008

blumpkin

the act of recieving a blow job while taking a crap

goldstein: last night i ended up at that asian party and shtuck cindy kim!
kumar: shut the fuck up are you serious?
goldstein: yeah man, she even gave me a blumpkin!
Kumar:whats a blumpkin?
goldstein:its when a girl gives you head while your on the toilet teaking a hit!

blumpkin by blither blither blither June 29, 2008

blumpkin

the act of giving head to a person when their shitting

bob:you got a blumpkin from Hannah
[Steve:yeah it was great}

blumpkin by grammas tiities October 19, 2009