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Fuzz Bison

"Fuzz bison got a haircut"

"Fuzzbison is a white supremacist"
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Cyber Bison

An extremely large male or female who trolls the internet to find a mate by using only photos from the neck up.
Did you see that neck up only picture Nick uses to try to pick up chics on myspace? He's such a cyber bison
by cheetah t December 2, 2009
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Sex Bison

A hairy man. Who is unrivaled at the act of sexual intercourse.
"Oh Shelly, Drew was such a sex bison last night."
by Everyone March 28, 2003
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Backyard Bison

A Bison that lives in your backyard, usually eats all of your grass/weed that you grow in your backyard.
by hwebb February 20, 2015
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higgs bison

The friendliest water bison you will ever meet.
They are known to have special powers, which you can get by becoming their friend. These powers include fast-travel, special sound effects while jumping, and the ability to contemplate the universe.

Introduced first by Caboose from the popular web-series, Red vs. Blue, in the PSA: Higgs Bozos
Caboose: The higgs bison is the friendliest water bison you will ever meet!

Caboose: WATER BISON POWERS ACTIVATE!
by geek96boolean10@deviantart August 7, 2012
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War-Bison

When a person is so obese and ugly that it makes you want to saddle him/her, reign them, and ride them into battle.
While on my way to Sun Taco a heard of war-bisons were exiting the local feed pen (aka McDonalds) to head back to their watering hole (aka Coldstones).
by todd's production nation November 12, 2010
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The Viking Bison Disco Inferno

The sexy dance used in most parties and clubs in England. Commonly worn with viking horns.

Stamp, Stamp to the left,
Left leg kick, kick,
Arm up,
Stab, Stabto the left,
Stamp, Stamp to the right,
Right leg kick, kick,
Arm up,
Stab, Stab to the right,
Quick twirl round with both hands
raised to Thor(whatever)
Raise your (pretend) drinking horn to the left,
Drinking horn to the right,
Horn to the sky,
All over body shake,
Huddly duddly,
And fall to knees with a triumphant shout of "HORRRRNNNNN!!!!"
The Viking Bison Disco Inferno is going to be your opening dance at your viking wedding, Rosie.
by Aleisel April 5, 2009
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