bastards berries

A euphemism for men's testicles. Most people just call them balls or nuts, but if you want to get creative, they can be called bastards berries.

She kicked him in the bastards berries and he doubled over in pain.

by Hitchhiker42 April 8, 2020

little lad who loves berries and cream

A little lad who’s mummy isn’t around anymore but he still loves to do the little lad dance

“Look at that little lad who loves berries and cream doing the little lad dance”

by Hahaurmom September 17, 2021

Slinging Berries

Selling Acai Berries and Raspberry Ketone Diet pills online via fake news articles.

Billy: You guys still slinging berries while i'm trying to grow a real windows selling business here.

by drozberry September 24, 2013

Man Berries

Slang for the male testicles.

see also, "Bait and Tackle"

...so I kicked him in the MAN BERRIES

by Cat April 14, 2005

Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Cram-berries

A sexual act in which you stuff as many pairs of testicles into one woman's vagina until no more can fit. Usually occurring during a large orgy situation.

"My cousin, Eddie, Did that new Cram-berries act with his girlfriend and some of her close friends. It was a wild night!"

by PCPGuy January 26, 2018

Twigs and Berries

Slang for the male anatomy. See balls, nuts, family jewels, etc.

"That guy just kicked me right in my twigs and berries

by Matty Roberts October 15, 2003