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bedtime bust

Dude I had a Bedtime Bust Last night, hella gross
by SirGoof May 19, 2017
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Bedtime switcharoo

An Urge to splurge is when your beating your dick and the porn guy zooms in on thr guys dick like what the heck man
Dude last night i got bedtime switcharoo' ed
Damn I feel you
by Xwarm May 6, 2018
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Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.
Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.
by anonymous September 30, 2023
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Bedtime Scrolling

The act of going trough social one last time before going to bed. Usually done in your bed.
Well huny, its time for me for some bedtime scrolling and then Im off to bed.
by Crashy873 August 21, 2019
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social bedtime

“Social Bedtime” when you tell everyone that you’re going to sleep for the evening therefore you’ve finished interacting by text, phone, and social media for that particular day. If, by chance, they happen to see you “online” after you’ve announced your social bedtime it would be improper etiquette for them to then comment or contact via those various social media outlets.
It’s been a long day and as it’s my social bedtime I’ll catch up with you later!
by clb628 March 6, 2024
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Bedtime Loving

A term used to indicate to your partner you want intimate time before bed, or a time period where you would be sleeping
Babe let’s get bedtime loving
by Dums January 31, 2024
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bedtime-vs.-age debacle

Refers to the age-old "cranky conundrum" issue about when children want to go to bed as opposed to when adults wish to do so. Many youngsters detest bedtime and want to delay it as long as possible, whereas grownups often can't wait to "hit da hay", and are also always looking to "catch a few extra winks" whenever possible.
Da whole bedtime-vs.-age debacle equally applies to getting up in the morning, as well --- many kids are totally "rarin' to go" at da crack of dawn, whereas their exhausted parents would happily "sleep till noon" if they had da choice.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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