fair and balanced

Term used by Fox News, which is really false advertising. When they sued Al Franken over ownership of said phrase, they were basically laughed out of court.

Fair and balanced my ass.

by RandomSegaFanboy August 19, 2004

Balanar

Strong Str hero from the awesome online game DOTA or defense of the ancients.

This hero relies heavily upon nightime in the game to destroy other hero's.
Night stalker or Balanar hunts mercilessly at night taking down hero's at their own tower.
During day night stalker should just farm up, gain some nice items, maybe KS a few times with void while waiting for night time where any decent player should be able to godlike.

I_own_u (keeper of the light): care guys, its night time
Balanar just pwned I_own_u's head for an extra 235 gold!
Nightstalker is beyond godlike! somebody kill him! (holy shit)

by DeMoNiCNdLuCeFeRiC August 24, 2007

balango man

A real, suave motherfucker; someone who knows how to go out in style.

"Aw shit, you see Raphael and his new pimped out car? That cat's so cool, a real balango man."

by aaron May 9, 2003

fair and balanced

A media term. An ideal which all newspapers, TV stations and other media should aspire too. This means giving equal air time column inches etc to all sides of the arguement. However in the world of commercial media cartels this ideal is sacrificed on the alter of the profit margin, political influence and self interest.

These days to gain a fair and balanced view of current events it is best to source your news from a number of different sources that offer as wider range of opinions as possible and make your own mind up.

Newscaster "Do you think this war is the correct course of action?"
Man A "Yes blah blah blah"
Man B "No Blah Blah blah"
Station owner "Man A is backed by our major sponsers, ignore man B"

by black flag May 29, 2004

balend

An insult given by a chav kid :p

Well, to be honest no one knows what the hell one of these is! If you think you have a clue what it is, just a random word a chav uses balend

by Wappy May 4, 2006

fair and balanced

Right wing euphamism for news slanted toward the now, neoconservative point of view. Originated from Fox News slogan.

If you say something O'Reilly disagrees with, he either shouts you down or cuts your mic. "Fair and balanced", my ass...

by surlyboi May 29, 2004

Babenitude

The precise and scientific study of the female form from the view of sexual attractiveness

Dude1> Dude, your mom's looking fine yo!
Dude2> I know dude, her babenitude is crazy.

by Drakonan March 2, 2009