astrosmurfing

the practice of creating or promoting a fake slang term for marketing purposes, especially with the use of seemingly impropmtu celebrity sponsorship. Astrosmurfing is derived from the terms Astroturfing, which means fake grassroots participation, and smurf, which is a catchall term used by Smurfs (of the Belgian comic and television franchise of the same name).

Taco Bell paying Kim Kardashian to adopt hashtag "on fleek" would diminish the term to little more than an example of cheap astrosmurfing.

by attenuatingloop November 4, 2015

Astroturfed

When the grass is greener on the other side, but it turns out to be fake green grass aka astroturf.

You left your old lady for that bitch?! She astroturfed your dumbass!

by Jonesin9 March 27, 2019

astroturf

Pubic hair.

I mowed the astroturf last night.

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

astroturfing

A government ploy that is destroying American discourse.

So many company's astroturfing is hard to discern, so we must be that much more careful not to get fooled by it.

by Ereck Flowers August 16, 2018

Astroturfing

The process to apply a faux patch of hair on and around various body parts( such as the face, chest and genitalia) by pre-pubescent boys and girls in order to make themselves appear older than their actual age.

Little Bobby got caught by his older sister, astroturfing his chest hair before the party.

by panoptican April 16, 2009

Astrothot

When a girl wears short shorts but wears boots with them she's an astrothot.

Look at Sophie wearing her uggs with shorts what an astrothot

by Assddddssaasd November 11, 2014

astromonically nice

sooooo..... I just made the first word up, if you like space, and something is nice, just say whoa that was astromonically nice, meaning very etc

the ice cream was astromonically nice

by JibberJabbermouth January 23, 2014