2 definitions by Jonesin9

Astroturfed

When the grass is greener on the other side, but it turns out to be fake green grass aka astroturf.

You left your old lady for that bitch?! She astroturfed your dumbass!

by Jonesin9 March 27, 2019

take him out to pasture

Removing a person from your world. Then taking them out to a field and burying the body. So that the grass is fertilized and the cows can eat out in the pasture and I can enjoy a good steak.

That sorry no good MFer. Somebody needs to take him out to pasture.... (Find pasture- Pop Pop, dig, bury)

by Jonesin9 November 23, 2021