asswipe

A better pronunciation of the original asswipe..........so real asswipes wont know what the hell you are talking about!!!

What's up asswipe ( AHZ-WEEP-A)

by ME October 15, 2003

asswipe

A person that rich snobs pay to wipe their ass after they take a shit.

(Snob, snaps fingers or rings a bell) "Oh, asswipe?!" (Asswipe) "Yes, sir?" (S) "Would you mind wiping my ass?" (A) "Not at all, sir."

by crazykrazyqrazy December 31, 2007

asswipe

1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.
2. Lawbringer, a Paladin on the Daggerspine US server.

"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe, he once put a beastslaying enchant on a healing mace."

("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")

by Archemedez November 23, 2007

Asswipe

A. Worthless person that always shows up uninvited to ruin everyones day and they are the only one that has a great time.

Here comes asswipe

by Larryandmary September 12, 2017

Asswipe

A dick face ass bitch

bootyface dickface dicksucker Asswipe

by Taniya Baker December 3, 2014

Asswipe

Asswipe=toilet paper but you can use it any time

Person 1: lad could u bring me some asswipe!
Person 2: no
OR
Person 1: I stole your vbucks.
Person 2: You fucking asswipe

by ‘_’ February 13, 2019

asswipe

Someone or thing that likes to (or is used) to wipe one's bum.

Wow that napkin makes a great ass wipe. Damn, I always new Donald Trump's butler was an asswipe, but I didn't realize it was part of his job till I saw him cleaning his butt in the john.

by wank December 22, 2004