assless

a noun (usually a human) without an ass

that girl is assless

by Cybelle November 28, 2006

asses to be kicked

A phrase used by a bully to sort out whose ass he will kick next. a simple way of filing in ones head.

ok i kicked george's ass now all i have on my asses to be kicked is joe and roger...

by jiggawhut?! October 12, 2005

A Sack of Asses

Used to describe someone who stinks.

Damn nigga, you need to take a shower. You smell like a sack of asses.

by Darrell Mitchell September 25, 2006

Clinking Glasses and Shaking Asses

A very popular toast when things are looking good or everyone is having a good time.

Here's to Clinking Glasses and Shaking Asses - after 8 hours of wine tasting in Napa, EVERYONE was having a good time...

by b.hanback June 10, 2008

assiest

The most voluptuous part of your ass.

You just fell on the assiest part of your ass.

by vna October 21, 2009

asslesauce

the shit that comes out of your ass that has the texture of applesauce

Dirk just ate that asslesauce because he thought it was real applesauce

by Dirk Assjack December 14, 2009

assmess

A particularly runny liquified form of shit, leading to an unholy mess and overpowering stench wherever it has been excreted to.

Dave missed the pan and made an assmess on the floor.

Dave farted hard and made a terrible assmess in his pants.

by incatatus October 6, 2012