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John Asscrack

the nickname of former Secretary of Homeland Security, who lost in the 2000 Senate elections to a guy. Also created the nefarious Patriot Act which curtails many civil liberties.
by Militant Liberal March 18, 2005
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assjackson

One who takes it up the ass in such a manner that others who do the same are moot in comparison.
That assjackson stole my virginity!
by Vinic March 31, 2003
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Douchebag Asscrack

The nickname for a guy who lies constantly to his girlfriend then moves on to the next girl the same day they break up. Tricks girls into practically falling in love with him.

Will flirt with anyone willing to flirt with him. Plays the field too much. Moves on too quickly. Doesn't care about other peoples feelings.

Basically the name for every asshole ex boyfriend that every girl has to deal with.
Douchebag Asscrack talking to his girlfriend: I love you so much. I always will. You're so important to me.

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A couple days after they break up....

DBAC: Sorry I've moved on. I have feelings for your best friend.
by ahahahfyou June 21, 2011
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asscrack magee

some one that is a huge ass hole and is annoying the shit out of you
Ben: ass crabs is when there is crabs eating ur shit.
Sean: i was gonna eat dinner u asscrack magee
by Ben Hartling December 23, 2008
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asscrack sniffler

Somebody who prefers the smell of asscracks over all other smells.
That guy over there looks like a damn asscrack sniffler.
by Dr.Didget January 3, 2018
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Asstracks

●Unknown answer to where my shit goes after I poop

(ie. How many people are involved in my shit?)

●When you slide butt naked down to the end of the rainbow

●Slumping down further on anything you put your ass on.
(ie. Sofa, Bench, Passenger Seat, Favortite Chair)

●Streaks of Shit
Person A: I wonder how many people were involved in the making of my toilet.

Person B: Damn your high as asstracks!

Person A: I wonder how high asstracks are. like, what even are asstracks? what does that even mean?

Person B: I dont know, but you are definitely higher than them.
by HighwordsUnheard February 18, 2018
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Asswacked

That feeling when all the illegals hit u at the one time and u sit there and come to the realisation that you are in fact asswacked
Man I’m asswacked in the abbey Boyle changing room will u giz us a lift home
by Liltlover69 October 27, 2020
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