the nickname of former Secretary of Homeland Security, who lost in the 2000 Senate elections to a guy. Also created the nefarious Patriot Act which curtails many civil liberties.
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The nickname for a guy who lies constantly to his girlfriend then moves on to the next girl the same day they break up. Tricks girls into practically falling in love with him.
Will flirt with anyone willing to flirt with him. Plays the field too much. Moves on too quickly. Doesn't care about other peoples feelings.
Basically the name for every asshole ex boyfriend that every girl has to deal with.
Will flirt with anyone willing to flirt with him. Plays the field too much. Moves on too quickly. Doesn't care about other peoples feelings.
Basically the name for every asshole ex boyfriend that every girl has to deal with.
Douchebag Asscrack talking to his girlfriend: I love you so much. I always will. You're so important to me.
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A couple days after they break up....
DBAC: Sorry I've moved on. I have feelings for your best friend.
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A couple days after they break up....
DBAC: Sorry I've moved on. I have feelings for your best friend.
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Get the asscrack sniffler mug.●Unknown answer to where my shit goes after I poop
(ie. How many people are involved in my shit?)
●When you slide butt naked down to the end of the rainbow
●Slumping down further on anything you put your ass on.
(ie. Sofa, Bench, Passenger Seat, Favortite Chair)
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(ie. How many people are involved in my shit?)
●When you slide butt naked down to the end of the rainbow
●Slumping down further on anything you put your ass on.
(ie. Sofa, Bench, Passenger Seat, Favortite Chair)
●Streaks of Shit
Person A: I wonder how many people were involved in the making of my toilet.
Person B: Damn your high as asstracks!
Person A: I wonder how high asstracks are. like, what even are asstracks? what does that even mean?
Person B: I dont know, but you are definitely higher than them.
Person B: Damn your high as asstracks!
Person A: I wonder how high asstracks are. like, what even are asstracks? what does that even mean?
Person B: I dont know, but you are definitely higher than them.
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