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AssVertex

A fancy way of saying MiiVertex
AssVertex sucks
by Sanwichmann538 March 10, 2022
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Assperger's syndrome

It is an acute often temporary neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual see a women with a great ass.
We were late leaving the mall because Eric develop Assperger's Syndrome and started following this girl, with short shorts and her ass hanging out, all over the mall.
by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022
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assport

1. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued sexual intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
2. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued anal intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
Bro 2: Yo, I noticed that you've been seeing Guadalupe a lot lately, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, she gave me an assport, bro.
Bro 2: I don't want to know which definition it is.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
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Asspartame

The correct word for sugary sweetness meant to please you and your feelings and sexual gratitude toward your loved one.
Greg: I have so much asspartame for my wife.
Constance: You really mean it?
Greg: Yeah:
Constance: Aww sweetheart.
by GregNelson29 April 1, 2023
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Asstertaste

The taste left in ones mouth after tossing salad.
"Tossing Staisy's salad left a bad asstertaste in my mouth."
by Cherie Brennan December 18, 2008
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Asspect Ratio

The ratio of tits to ass on a woman, with the optimal ratio being 1/3 tits to 2/3 ass.
Brielle has a nice asspect ratio.
by Jack Jack Ganoush Monkey August 25, 2013
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assertain

slang for anal intercourse
To entertain someone in your ass
Why don't you bend over and assertain me?
by JMmm June 8, 2005
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