google assistant

It's a fucking dumbass piece of shit won't understand when I said can I eat drug or frog please it's just came out as can I eat dog and please

Google you are a fucking thanos car Google assistant

by Thanos car thanos car thanos c September 10, 2018

PIMP ASSISTANT

A fellow with developed skills of not being persuaded by a stripper or coniving woman for trickery or bilking money.

He smoothly played his pimp assistant on that ho. She shut the f-up and walked away. No games there bro!

by T_rump_supporter May 18, 2016

Samsung assistant

shes a hot sexy milf😩😫😫🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶😈 she can make the bed jump so high there would be some creamy🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

samsung assistant was with me last night

by eekalana June 2, 2021

assfisting

The fisting of ones asshole.

"I shit all over the place when I was assfisting my daughter."

by Timoteo Becerra August 2, 2006

Personal Assistant

A position filled by a person that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for their boss.
ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...

Boss: Sara, as my personal assistant, why don't you come into my office and file something for me.

Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in, let me just put on some lip gloss...

by Hans Flogmeoff March 31, 2009

relaxation assistant

One (usually a female) who will massage your cock for a given amount of money, or cocaine.

Jim is lonely this evening, so hes going to buy a relaxation assistant to easy is lonlyness

by horny lepard March 29, 2010

Computer Assistance

The term used for the 1999 NFL Blitz sony playstation game when a game starts to get out of hand and the losing team miraculously starts scoring and causing turnovers. When this happens it is due to Computer assistance. Once a team is up 14 pts computer assistance will cause the losing team to score, and it is inevitable.

McCabe was smoking T at NFL Blitz 41-28 and then out of no where he gave up 3 interceptions lost the game. McCabe blamed the loss totally on Computer Assistance.

by McCabe March 3, 2004