assholian

Of an asshole nature.

It was total assholian of him to pull that shit on me.

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

assholianarianism

the combined act and state of being a total asshole

I wish i could be an asshole to all the people who deserve my assholianarianism.

by winkingjesii June 30, 2009

Assholinity

of or resembling the character traits of an asshole; jerk or jerk-like:

The high assholinity of his personality enabled him to fire me two days before Christmas without so much as an explanation for doing so.

by Mattb4rd July 24, 2009

reverse assholing

When someone comes at you sideways but then gets all bent out of shape when you respond with attitude.

When someone tries to act like you're the problem in the situation but really they started it.

'Well you don't need to be a dick about it'
'Bitch you came at me with attitude, stop reverse assholing'

by NotAlice July 13, 2017

assholitis

A disease, possibly terminal resulting from being a complete asshole.

His girlfriend dumped him because he has a bad case of assholitis. It might be terminal.

by Jeanine Albert October 12, 2007

assholian

When a person says or does something in a manner reminiscent of a total fucking jerk because, they innately believe or have been told it is how they should act in order to score with someone of the opposite sex and they are just to stupid to realize that the behavior is not cool and that they are just being a complete asshole.

You have to understand that as women age they are looking for different types of men and that childish, over confident assholian behavior might work with even the under 35 set but, believe me it won't work with most women over 40.

by houstoncougar September 30, 2009

Assholism

When a person is physically unable to stop being an asshole.

"My gosh he is so annoying. I think he suffers from a severe case of assholism"

by Hermies October 30, 2009