aspen

a whiny bottom that probably has a praise kink

“Aspen.”

by urmomisseggc October 13, 2021

aspen

1- aspen tree
2- A beautiful person, ususally super hot

That aspen is so hot! I wish i were them!

by joomisna April 21, 2021

aspen

aspen is a small town in colorado that is constentally misjudged by the tourists. they are the animal killers there. this one fur store in aspen has had its windows broken by locals. most of my friends including me are vegetarians and are hippies. so get the idea that aspenites are animal killing snobs.

Me:Hey Morgan lets go skiing on aspen moutian and make fun of the tourists that can't ski and are in ugly fur ski coats and tight pants!
Morgan: Ok! Damn beasts!

by HippieSkiChick August 27, 2007

aspen

a great dude that is probably lgbtq+ and likes to sing. he has a nice taste in music and clothes and cares about his friends a lot. total jock.

"aspen is so cool! he invited me over yesterday and he made garlic bread!"
"i wish i could eat garlic bread with aspen :'("
"someday, my dear"

by anonymous December 4, 2020

aspen

DICKS... KITTENS.. ASPEN YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH

IM GOING TO FUCK DAT ASPEN WITH KITTENS AND DICKS JOREY IS HER DREAM MAN

by FishTrump March 18, 2017

aspen

she is cute and funny in so many ways and smart she can be very nice to people dogs and other stuff and has a cut face

person:hi aspen can you help

aspen:yes

by luffy3 March 17, 2018

aspen diet

When you lose weight while on the "snow", or cocaine.

Damn, is Lily on the aspen diet? She is looking like a toothpick!

by deerdles November 6, 2007