Aspen 

Aspen is a very childish person. And gets mad very easily. She is easily to be friends with but once you get really close she will turn her back on you. She is really sassy and bossy. She has weird personality but she can be fun at times. Aspen’s have dirty blond hair color and usually grown up to be a little bit shorter than others. And can be athletic. And loves to play outside.

Friend1: Who is that girl that thinks she is all that but is not?

Friend2: You must be talking about Aspen

Aspen by Tea_spilt May 3, 2019

Aspen 

one dumb, bubble headed, blonde, fake, controlling, manipulative, TALL, whore faced, slut bitch. this is based on personal experience.

“you know that girl,aspen”

“yeah stay away from her. i heard she’s a huge hoe bag.”

Aspen by aspenhater January 20, 2020

aspen 

DICKS... KITTENS.. ASPEN YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH

IM GOING TO FUCK DAT ASPEN WITH KITTENS AND DICKS JOREY IS HER DREAM MAN

aspen by FishTrump March 18, 2017

Aspen 

Some weird girl that keeps annoying me, she probably eats big chungi

Aspen unpluggs my chargers

Aspen by The real lord chungus January 15, 2019

aspen 

she is cute and funny in so many ways and smart she can be very nice to people dogs and other stuff and has a cut face

person:hi aspen can you help

aspen:yes

aspen by luffy3 March 17, 2018

Aspen 

Dumb ass bitch who is a stupid hoe that can’t get dick.

you’re an aspen

Aspen by dumbhoe101 November 3, 2019

Aspen 

An overrated ski town for hipster douche bags, wannabes and new money trash (celebrities included)but excluding celebrities like Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell who are down-to-earth coolness. Here elderly men w/ botoxed blow up dolls vacation and re-locate here from Hollyweird, New York Shitty and Chicago. Most people are too busy sitting around listening to NPR or complaining about Dick Cheney conspiracy theories to even ski. The architecture is pretty though....you can thank the mining pioneers for that, oh wait they're gone so maybe not.

Girl 1: Aspen doesn't even feel like Colorado, that old women's face is pulled tighter than that douche's skinny jeans.

Girl 2: True....and, did these hipsters eat all the mountain men, I knew we should have gone to Vail.

Aspen by yowwwwyes December 5, 2018