Ampine

Noun: a female best friend to which you have no attraction towards
Verb: to make someone your female best friend

i tell my ampine everything about my love life

i ampined her

by p0tat0ez9801 July 10, 2013

alpine skunk

Alpine skunk is a type of skunk that only lives at winter resorts. You'll never see them but you can frequently smell them on the chairlift and in the parking lot. If you complain the resort employees will pretend they don't know what you're talking about.

"You tryna take another lap, bro?"

"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"

"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."

by Tronedrone December 25, 2018

arinette

a very big disaster who is trying to confess thier crush

omg that is arinette

by loser idk May 22, 2021

arrinet

The hottest sweetest girl in the world. She has a huge crush on a model but foams in the mouth too much.

That French arrinet is soooo hot

by Inquisitermaster September 12, 2021

Alpine Fever

When a Black and/or African-American female is primarily attracted to White men.

Sabrina, a Black woman, was walking by the tennis courts and saw two buff White guys playing without their shirts on and she told her girlfriend "How do I choose between cream and sugar?" "Damn!" her girlfriend said. "You and your Alpine Fever!"

by Eighty Three June 17, 2011

maria arrine

1. Sibling to one Britney Spears

2. One whole likes Meaty Men

Omg! Check out that thick hunk of meat! Only Maria Arrine would go for that!

by Brian George Jingle Hemmler VII February 16, 2008

Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.

wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche

by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006