Arguing Powers

A phrase to use against someone who you believe is better at arguing at you. Commonly used by people with below average intelligence and people that are envious of arguing powers to try to make up for their stupidity.

Person A: You do realize that what you just said contradicts your previous statement?

Person B: Well I uhh.... ARGUING POWERS!!

Person A: Really?

by GodofGodofWar February 25, 2024

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See! I'm doing the thing to hym and he's not murdering the kids! See! I guess it doesn't do the thing he said it would and and/or he's scared of how tough I am, right? He's not murdering the kid so I guess he was wrong, huh? I guess he was wrong!

Hym "That isn't even how that would theoretically work or what I was insinuating you fucking retard AND your starting point is AFTER THE RESPONSE... I already gave to the thing that was already happening... And taking a single sample case and using that to determine what the outcome of doing thing would be in no way proves or disproves a proposition and is in no way reflective of what I'm doing in regards to ANYTHING. You're dumb. You're D. U. M. B. Dumb as fucking dogshit. This is exactly why pumping more money into the school system is a waste of time because no amount of time or money is going to make you understand things better. It's a waste to even feed your kids at this point."

A fucking retard "Why are you arguing bro? Why are you arguing with me? You just gotta do what everyone else does and resign yourself to a mediocre existence or you gotta be like me and have a mindset bro."

Hym "You are a useless mediocre solipsist and I literally cannot be like you and nothing you could ever acquire in life could make me want to be like you."

A fucking solipsist "No U! Something-Something Non-sequitur!"

by Hym Iam June 30, 2025

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