The Alaskan Aquaman is spontaneous sexual manoeuvre involving a gender orientation male figure who is receiving a BJ from a special acquaintance whilst in the shower. Before ejauclation the receiver of the BJ must state “I am the protecter of the deep” and proceed to slam his trident into the shower tile floor simultaneously. The Male receiving the Slurp must ensure he has all correct attire on to be qualified as an Alaskan Aquaman.
Equipment needed- Oxygen tank, Snorkel and scuba googles, a handcrafted Atlantis trident and a used pair of flippers, shower. Optional (a stone weight belt)
Equipment needed- Oxygen tank, Snorkel and scuba googles, a handcrafted Atlantis trident and a used pair of flippers, shower. Optional (a stone weight belt)
by Eagle Talons Holt July 12, 2024
Get the The Alaskan Aquamanmug. A single phase that can’t get out of one’s head due to a viral voice note of Johnny Depo used in court
The voice note includes:
Abusive Turd Bitch: “I want my wig back…I can’t hear you”
The one and only Johnny Depp: “…aquaman”
Abusive Turd Bitch: *irritated moans* (“Oooohhh ohhhh”)
Abusive Turd Bitch: “I want my wig back…I can’t hear you”
The one and only Johnny Depp: “…aquaman”
Abusive Turd Bitch: *irritated moans* (“Oooohhh ohhhh”)
by Aquamannnnn May 6, 2022
Get the Aquamanmug. When you swimming in that pussy then pull out trident of dildos and the dildos penetrate her pussy while drowning the family fish.
by Mechahitlers slutty waifu March 4, 2017
Get the aquamanmug. A foreplay tactic where the man re-enacts the opening scene of Aquaman, facing away from the end of the bed in a crouch. After standing and flipping his long hair or wig back, he must look over his shoulder and ask for permission to come aboard in the most badass way possible. Then he performs a wet dolphin.
Jason: “Hey, I’m Aquamanning. Permission to come aboard?”
Brooke: “Permission granted, and I want you to give me a wet dolphin.”
Brooke: “Permission granted, and I want you to give me a wet dolphin.”
by EndofLine December 28, 2018
Get the Aquamanningmug. by aquaman69 January 30, 2023
Get the Aquamanmug.