Dirty Aquaman

While your wife/girlfriend is taking a crap, she reaches in the shower and jerks her boyfriend/husband off.

I got a Dirty Aquaman on my birthday from my wife. dirty aquaman wife shower

by HandsomeJames December 16, 2015

The Aquaman Conundrum

In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist. See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.

The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.

by Ampersandles October 9, 2008

The Alaskan Aquaman

The Alaskan Aquaman is spontaneous sexual manoeuvre involving a gender orientation male figure who is receiving a BJ from a special acquaintance whilst in the shower. Before ejauclation the receiver of the BJ must state “I am the protecter of the deep” and proceed to slam his trident into the shower tile floor simultaneously. The Male receiving the Slurp must ensure he has all correct attire on to be qualified as an Alaskan Aquaman.

Equipment needed- Oxygen tank, Snorkel and scuba googles, a handcrafted Atlantis trident and a used pair of flippers, shower. Optional (a stone weight belt)

“Hey Brett I just purchased new snorkeling equipment want to give me the Alaskan Aquaman”

by Eagle Talons Holt July 12, 2024

Aquamayne

The Unlikely Black Superhero who jumped and swam like hell to save a brother from being jumped. Mf saw that cap fly in the air and came to the rescue

“We need more people like Aquamayne”

by vatman. August 7, 2023

aquamaroon

The most beautiful color you've never seen

"What's your favorite color?"
"Dude, aquamaroon for the win"

by TimeBandit69 February 27, 2016

Aquamagreen

The definition of aquamagreen, is a color that is a mixture of blue and green, but mostly green. The color aqua is a more equal combination of the two, but aquamagreen leans to the green side.

His shirt is a beautiful shade of aquamagreen.

by Night falcon November 2, 2020

The Aqua-man

The act of fingering a woman's vagina so well, that their cum drips down your whole arm to your elbow. Then your other hand grabs your arm, as it is dripping wet with cum, and you then say " I am AQUAMAN!"

As seen on 40 year old virgin, except he had a condom over his arm.

Sean was telling me how he busted The Aqua-man on the girl he liked.

by Daddy-Diaz February 2, 2010