pre-apologize

verb. To apologize for some shit that may happen.

ex. I came to work knowing good and hell well I was sick. So obviously someone was gonna get it. I "pre-apologized" to anyone who may get sick because of my ass.

by Dee Dee 27 June 24, 2008

apology bj

When she gives a bj as an act of penance and in the spirit of feeling sorry for having trespassed against her man.

She was on her period, so nstead of make up sex, she gave him an apology bj. She kept repeating how sorry she was and it healed his heart.

by Vox populi SPQR May 6, 2017

rhetorical apology

An apology that does not require an "it's ok" response. Usually the person who is being apologized to should actually be doing the apologizing. Rhetorical apologies are often stated with large amounts of unmistakable sarcasm.

Incorrect response...
Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: That's ok.
Girl: That was a rhetorical apology you doucher.

Correct response...

Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: Oh no no! I'm sorry! I was completely out of line.

by dank urban memes December 3, 2016

celebrity apology

when a celebrity does or says something really stupid and gets massive backlash, thus they pretend to be sorry for it.

"dude, remember when Kathy Griffin fake cut off donald trump's head and then pretended to be sorry after the backlash?"
"yeah, it was such a celebrity apology"

by ADdictedHD October 14, 2018

Wallet Apology

A forced apology on the basis of concern for the economic loss or blow back for not making an apology. Always given with no sense of repentance, humility, remorse or genuine contrition.

The opposite of a heartfelt apology.

Rush Limbaugh's economic driven apology following calling Sandra Fluke a slut was a "wallet apology." Motivated solely by the economic loss of losing sponsors because of his comments.

by Samuel Charles September 18, 2012

If I apology

A term popularly used in an apology which actually negates the sincerity and genuineness of the reparation.

She gave me an IF I apology by saying, "I'm sorry 'If I' said something that offended you".

by coolarrow September 16, 2009

dutch apology

When you have to apologize for accidentally fingering a dyke.

"Can I borrow your wooden shoes? I was fingering this girl last night and she turned out to be a lesbian so I'm going to have to issue a dutch apology."

by tallpantsmoose December 11, 2013