Pay homage to the porcelain altar

To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle.

"Dude, where ya going?"
"I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."

by the79bomb October 7, 2009

Altar Boyz

The best off-broadway show there is. It is about a religious boy band group of five guys from a small town in Ohio. It makes fun of boy bands and religion without offending anyone.

"Who's your favorite altar boy?"
"Hmm... Luke. He's hott! I love Altar Boyz!"

by Talie November 5, 2006

altar ego

The hypocritical show of goodness a scoundrel adopts when going to church.

Crooks always put on their altar ego for public consumption at Sunday services.

by backinbowl February 12, 2010

Worshipping the Porcelain Altar

Throwing up. Can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.

a)

Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.

b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.

by grapefruit95 June 14, 2010

altamirano

A Mexican who is in fact CLEAN and does NOT work in the fields all day, but does enjoy tacos quite a bit and is a MexiRican.

Wow, that chick is super awesome smelling! She must be clean and enjoy tacos.

She must be an Altamirano.

by throwup & whatserface January 27, 2009

altar robber

A parent who can't accept the relationship their child is in, because they are protective of their child and/or do not like their child's significant other. Will lecture their child on the cons of their relationship and go to lengths to end the relationship. The parents may appear to even like the significant other when talking to them, but call them names behind their back to brainwash their precious offspring.

His mom called me a cradle robber. Can you believe that? I'm not even that much older than him. She's the altar robber.

by diddyjr January 14, 2007

Altaira

An Altaira is a very pretty woman. She is the kind of person who will never let you down no matter what. An Altaira is supportive, funny, honest, kind, caring, outgoing, and an artistic person. She fights for what’s right and for her opinion. Altaira will defend those who she loves with everything she’s got. If you mess with her army she will @&$! You up, she is the enforcer. Altaira enjoys reading books and being with her friends and family. If you have an Altaira in your life, don’t ever lose her! She is the best person you will ever meet and you’ll regret losing her.

1. Wow she just finished another book....must be Altaira.

2. She is so perfect! She has to be an Altaira

by Truthful_Dove April 14, 2019