Almond Titties

Supposedly where almond milk comes from, as proved by filthy frank in his 2014 video

"Man, where does almond milk even come from? Almonds ain't got no tiddies."
"Check out Almond Titties, bro. Them almonds are thicccccc."

by unexplainedgore February 1, 2017

almond milk

The liquid substance created by 2 gamers who go by the name jade ayre and josh payne. Can also be found in appetising snacks such as ur mum.

Oops I slipped over in some almond milk.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.

by JewishHiter526 February 18, 2020

almond wisconsin

A town in central Wisconsin so small the progress of the 20th century has still not arrived. With no contact to the outside world they are limited to there reproduction. Most family's are on their 3rd generation of inbreeding.

Fuck living in almond wisconsin

by Red dragon November 30, 2017

Almond cookie

A character from the well known South Korean game franchise known as “Cookie run”

He is well known for his supposed ““sex appeal”” and has a large fan base of horny simps mostly made up of 13 year old girls on Tumblr and Tik Tok

Person A: “Oh my god! Just look at Almond cookie he looks so hot! *fangirl noises*”

Person B: “What isn’t he like 4 times older than you?”

by Falsewasthere June 25, 2022

Almond cookie simp

best people in the world! people that simp for a cookie run kingdom character known as "almond cookie"!!!

"im an almond cookie simp!"

"cool! me too!"

by muffinq October 11, 2021

almond milk

almond milk is better for you then milk, accept it, it takes a little while to get used to, BUT AT LEAST IT DOESNT GIVE YOU DIABETES. to all of my friends...
milk, is stupid, look it up online, i dont feel like explaining everything to you

almond milk is better for you then milk.

by brontesaurus-sex December 21, 2006

Almond Rocha

Cat feces which has been rolled in cat litter.

I caught Fido in the litter box, treating himself to some Almond Rocha.

by Owen, Liane, and E.B. May 1, 2006