Allergies

What literally everyone uses as an excuse when anything is wrong

Shaniqua: Hey Lucy, why are you limping!?
Lucy: Oh, it’s just allergies!

by Beano Reanooooooo April 27, 2019

Allergisism

A disease that Eric develops on Sundays, informs his employer, and typically refrains from coming to work until Tuesday. Some times it takes a little longer to leave the body and he can’t come to work until the following Thursday.

“Is Eric coming in today?” “No he hasn’t had his ALLERGISISM vaccine yet! We will either see him tomorrow or next pay period

by The opossum second of his name September 16, 2022

Allergistity

Verb. State of being allergic to hateful people!

He had an allergistity response from the hateful disposition of the crowd!

by Campaign April 21, 2024

Allergify

Intentionally giving someone something that induces an allergic reaction

"I am going to allergify tesla I hear she's allergic to eggs"

by Jaydilly June 10, 2025

Allergitus

When the homie/homegirl gets you sick

Lucy gave me allergitus with her sneezing and boogers

by Yatusabe13 October 21, 2025

Soldier Allergies

The slight moistening of a soldier/ex-soldier's eyes when they remember a fallen comrade. Can also apply to anyone who has lost someone close to them. They're not crying, they're just overcome with allergies is all...

Around June 27th, 2013, a young injured airman passed away in Florida after suffering injuries from an I.E.D. in Iraq. I'm sure his fellow airmen must get a few soldier allergies thinking about him now and then.

Sometimes I think about Papa and the stories he used to tell us. I'm getting a slight case of soldier allergies just typing this...

by FallenFalcon July 31, 2013

Peanut Allergies

A term used big big brother houseguests in place of the word crying

When the hgs saw their family tapes, they all got peanut allergies.

Tyler went up into Angela’s HOH room after jc made a joke about Brett giving Angela a massage and asked Angela if she had peanut allergies.

by Hcfb0808 October 5, 2018