Fat Albert

a 70's cartoon about a big fat guy who says "HEY HEY HEY!"

Fat Albert was the funniest cartoon in the 70's and 80's and I wish they would bring it back on tv.

Fat Albert by Stacy April 9, 2004

Alberto 

BIG HUGE SHLONG DICK

Alberto a guy with a BIG DICK

Alberto by Emma209 March 10, 2019

alberted

being led on and pursued by someone who ends up bailing on you last minute

"She set up a time for a date then just flaked. smh i got alberted"
"He asked me out then rescinded his offer. Did I just get alberted?"
"I really like this guy and I think he might like me, but i'm not sure and i dont wanna get alberted"

alberted by jewyhaystack November 6, 2017

Albert Hammond Jr. 

A guitarist for the Strokes (along with Nick Valensi). Credited for accentuating the unique, palatable fashion of the band.

Has the biggest hair and personality of all 5 members.

His father, Albert Hammond, was a producer.

Attended New York Film School.

Albert Hammond Jr. by Julia B. July 16, 2008

Luke Albert Combs

100% God's gift to country music.

I love listening to Luke Albert Combs.

Luke Albert Combs by Bigcountry88 March 6, 2019

Albert Hammond jr. 

Propernoun
(Al-bert--Ha-mmond)
Rythm guitarist for the New York rock group and my personal favorite band, The Strokes. Has pouffy 70's afro hair, brown eyes(i think) and sometimes a small unshaven beard.
His father is also a famous musician.

I threw my 'fro pick at my friend in rage when Albert Hammond Jr. walked by and it accidentally got stuck in his hair with out him noticing. How awsome is that shit!?

Albert Hammond jr. by Blode & Food October 31, 2005

Albert Wesker 

The muthafucka that is hard as hell to kill on Resident Evil 5.

"Ive been playing this level all fucking day and I still can beat Albert Wesker!!"

Albert Wesker by DezzT February 25, 2010