Alberto

The most amazing guy you will ever have the chance to talk to. A guy that is typically of Hispanic/ Mexican decent. Is athletic and very smart. He is loyal and caring when it comes to friends. He is extremely handsome and can play different instruments. Many girls want to be with him. He knows the value of his own greatness. Tends to be self-confident and social. At first he may seem quiet, but once you get to know him, you realize what you have been missing out on. Tells the funniest stories and can make your day better with his bright smile. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. Getting to know him is an adventure. Seeing him around is breath-taking. Girls are jealous of the girls he talks to. Guys are jealous because he is always surrounded by girls. He rarely has a girlfriend though.

"Hey that guy is so sweet and cute!"
"Yeah, that's Alberto! <3 "

by Secret Letters August 30, 2013

Keaton Albertson

An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.

"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."

"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."

by mantidae July 6, 2009

Alberta Canada

Alberta Canada - 1 of 13 provinces in canada , Alberta is bordered by British Columbia to the west, Saskatchewan to the east, the Northwest Territories to the north, & the U.S. state of Montana to the south. It is one of the only 2 landlocked provinces in Canada (Saskatchewan being the other). The eastern part of the province is occupied by the Great Plains, while the western part borders the Rocky Mountains ,
Alberta's capital is Edmonton, while Calgary is its largest city.

Popular food here is

Bloody Caesar a cocktail drink

doner kebabs

Ginger Beef. a mixture of Chinese, western, & Canadian local foods

Root vegetables soups

Bison meat

Sports

Edmonton Cubs are a baseball team

Edmonton Elks are a professional Canadian football team based in Edmonton, Alberta.

Edmonton Storm are 1 of 3 Alberta-based women's tackle football teams in the Western Women's Canadian Football League,

Calgary Roughnecks are a professional box lacrosse team based in Calgary, Alberta. They are members of the Western Division of the National Lacrosse League (NLL)

Calgary Rage are a women's football team in the Western Women's Canadian Football League.

Calgary Stampeders are a professional Canadian football team based in Calgary, Alberta. The Stampeders compete in the West Division of the Canadian Football League (CFL).

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Alberta canada , Before becoming part of Canada, Alberta was home to several First Nations like Plains Indians & Woodland Cree. It was also a territory used by fur traders of the rival companies Hudson's Bay Company & North West Company.

It's the 4th-largest province after Quebec, Ontario, & British Columbia.

Alberta was named after Princess Louise Caroline Alberta (1848–1939), the 4th daughter of Queen Victoria.

After Saskatchewan, Alberta experiences the most tornadoes in Canada with an average of 15 verified per year. Thunderstorms, some of them severe, are frequent in the summer, especially in central & southern Alberta. The region surrounding the Calgary–Edmonton Corridor is notable for having the highest frequency of hail in canada

by Blu_leef May 18, 2023

Aberdonian Activity

Aberdonian Activity: a term to describe the type of reprobate activity the citizens of Aberdeen get up to.

Tom: did you hear about Kevin?
Jason: What about him?
Tom: He robbed the local corner shop to fund his ketamine habit
Jason: Thats some Aberdonian Activity right there.

by bigbaws9862 December 7, 2022

Team Abercrombie

A group of males charactarized by excessive cologne, jeans that appear to have been attacked by sasquach, and often a relentless love for the bullshit techno their store insists on blarings throughout the entire mall. They often have their own 'abercrombie' parties where the Justin Timberlake cd is purposely placed on repeat, and the members of team Abercrombie engage in drinking several hardcore beverages..like mai tais and pina coladas, as they exchange hilarious gossip about the hideous fashion taste of the Stock Room Crew.

In addition, they will often seek out your girlfriend, considering, i mean, like, who wouldn't want a boy with a perfect shag haircut and jeans suitable for a man battling the harsh reality of the streets. annnnd, i mean shit.. he makes-- what? $5 an hour? who could resist

yo son, watch out... Team Abercrombie is all over your girl! step up nigga!

nah nah nah. Team Abercrombie can take the bitch home. their wieners don't work anyway, on account of the 'roids.

by Miss Parker, mmhmm September 20, 2006

Albert Hammond jr.

probably the coolest member of the Strokes, Albert possesses a kickass sense of style, major wit, and the best down stroke technique seen since Buddy Holly. Albert is the shit...

"Ah shucks. I wish all guys could be as cool as Albert Hammond JR."

by abnumedahl June 22, 2006

Abercrombie and Fitch

You're nothing if you're not Perfect...

First off, I used to work as an in store model in the London store of Abercrombie and Fitch. I didn't go for the job because i loved the store or the clothes(actually i'd never even been in!), i got scouted and thought i'd have a go as i need some extra money. At the interveiw/casting we had our pictures taken and then sat in a group and were asked questions. One of which was "why do you think diversity is important in the work place?"i answered the question and didn't give it another thought until I got the job and went for the training day. We sat in a small room waiting to start and i look around. Every single girl in the room was over 5'8", thin and gorgeous. Every guy was muscular tanned and very attractive. As the day went on and the rules came out it got more and more clear that they didn't want even the tinest bit of diversity. They have a mold and the expect you to stick to it. Everyday before you work you are checked by the "visual" team. If they deem you unfit to take the floor, you get put in the stock room underground. I completely agree with some of the people saying "it's just a store! let people wear what they want!" but at the end of the day it's not. It's a brand image that makes kids believe you're nothing if you're not perfect.

by Cassie A July 4, 2009