Albanian Inchworm 

A small albanian penis that is about 1 inch flaccid but grows to a mighty inch and a half when aroused.

"I walked in on Adrian in the shower and saw his albanian inchworm in it's prime."

Albanian Inchworm by Ass hair, don't care June 18, 2013

crank dat albanian

to get overly patriotic and nationalistic in albanian culture as many albanians in america do from time to time

damn yo he got on the albanian eagle headband and bandana this mother fuckers has just crank dat albanian

crank dat albanian by Mr. Wipe Me Down October 27, 2007

Albanians 

The only people you will find, so proud of their country.
They look up to celebrities like rita ora and dua lipa etc...
They cannot help but have the albanian flag somewhere hiding.
Or in some cases, tattooed on them, on their car or as a home screen wallpaper, brightly exposed to other civilised human beings.
To easily spot an albanian you will notice them unable to end a phone call without saying bye about ten thousand times.🇦🇱🇦🇱

Oh look at those albanians.
Meaning look at these big headed creatures proud of a country so small but so beautiful in nature.
Shqiptar forever🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

Albanians by Notsochavygirl November 14, 2017

Albanian Mugshot

When a girl is sucking you off, and just before you cum you shine a light in her eyes so she squints and bites down, allowing the semens to spray out of her mouth into her eyelashes, sticking them closed.

"Jerry just gave his girl the Albanian Mugshot, she couldnt open her eyes for half an hour!"

Albanian Mugshot by Fckboy Tony October 8, 2017

Albanian Bubble Bath

When three males jack off into a rag and then give the rag to a female to bathe herself in. Soap optional, but highly discouraged.

A: I finally get to do it with Rachel!
B: If she wants an Albanian Bubble Bath, I'm here for you!

Albanian Bubble Bath by lil pulp December 6, 2017

Albanian Water Buffalo 

When you have sex in the shower and she gets on the floor in the dark while wet and moans like a hippo while getting her ass plugged. Meanwhile her cousin comes in and collects the water dripping from her pussy and drinks it.

Chad: Yo how did that date go last night?
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.

Albanian Water Buffalo by Will the kyle December 9, 2019

Albanian Lawn Chair 

The act of throwing a female’s legs over your shoulders, folding her like a lawn chair, so you can suck on her titties while you pound away at her pussy.

“She’s got some big tits.”

“She sure does. I’d love to Albanian Lawn Chair her.”

Albanian Lawn Chair by ThePervertedSurgeon August 9, 2021