Alaskan Avalanche

When you cum on a girls face, slap her with your dick, and push her in a pile of snow

Frosty the Snowman liked to give Alaskan Avalanches to kids when their parents aren't looking

by mik297 September 22, 2009

The Alaskan Firedragon

When a man is just about to ejaculate while receiving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

Person 1: I paid some hoe i met on craiglist to let me give her the alaskan firedragon last night.

Person 2: What do you mean alaskan firedragon?
Person 1: well lets just say her nostrils were sticky but who nose?

by The Alaskan Firedragon September 8, 2014

alaskan tailpipe

When you take a shit so glorious that you deem it necessary freeze it, and reinsert it, either inside of yourself, or somebody else.

Dude, I tried the Alaskan tailpipe last night. I regret everything.

Cleveland steamer

Alabama hot pocket

by I licked a cat one time April 13, 2016

Alaskan Thunder Fuck

When you shove a salmon half way up your ass and you let a grizzly bear eat it out while you fuck an Eskimo

Johnny did the Alaskan thunder fuck with Akna and “Ben” from Grizzly Adams while on vacation in the Inuit Village.

by Peeps1982 September 11, 2021

Alaskan Bull Worm

A giant, pink, will-eat-anything worm from Alaska. As seen on the episode of Spongebob Squarepants when a fish-guy's butt got eaten. Along with Sandy's tail.

"But it's an ALASKAN. BULL. WORM." -Spongebob
"Come home before curfew or you will get eaten by an ALASKAN BULL WORM." - your mom

by clayandstephenholdinghands May 9, 2009

Alaskan Kerfuffle

When you and your sister eat so much peyote you think that you've swapped bodies to which you figure the only way to reverse it is to have hardcore anal sex with each other also being joined by your uncle herbert!!!!!!!!

i wish me and my sister did the alaskan kerfuffle she's, just so hot!
Last night me and my uncle ate so much peyote we alaskan kerfuffled

by Thic WhipperSnapper September 28, 2018

alaskan whore

a girl who wears a coat, mini skirt and boots when it's 20-degrees outside and there's snow on the ground

alaskan whores..just like regular whores, only colder

by thatantialaskanwhorebitch December 31, 2007