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Alabama hot pocket 

Taking a mean shit in her pussy.
Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!

Alabama Hot pocket 

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”
Alabama Hot pocket by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020

Alabama Hot Pocket 

When you yell roll tide as you cum during a devils threesome
Justin L. just can’t cum unless it’s an Alabama hot pocket.

Alabama Hot Pocket 

It is when during sex you shit in a Females vagina and you proceed (optional) to fuck it with your dick or fingers.
Naw bro, I can’t go to the party. I will be giving Jessica and Alabama Hot Pocket

Alabama Hot Pocket 

When you poop in her vagina and slosh it all up with your dick
I gave Angela an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Alabama Hot Pocket by lolkiller21 February 8, 2021

Alabama hot pocket 

A man shits in another mans ass and then fucks him
Doctor: Why is this person so constipated

P1: me and p2 did the Alabama hot pocket