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Alabama hot pocket 

Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!

Alabama Hot pocket 

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”
Alabama Hot pocket by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020

Alabama Hot Pocket 

When you yell roll tide as you cum during a devils threesome
Justin L. just can’t cum unless it’s an Alabama hot pocket.

Alabama Hot Pocket 

It is when during sex you shit in a Females vagina and you proceed (optional) to fuck it with your dick or fingers.
Naw bro, I can’t go to the party. I will be giving Jessica and Alabama Hot Pocket

Alabama Hot Pocket 

When you poop in her vagina and slosh it all up with your dick
Alabama Hot Pocket by lolkiller21 February 8, 2021

Alabama hot pocket 

A man shits in another mans ass and then fucks him
Doctor: Why is this person so constipated

P1: me and p2 did the Alabama hot pocket