Away Message Author

A person who chooses to: 1.list several things they are going to be doing in the time following the setting of the away message to the time that that they return, 2.explain in unnecessary detail of the adventures that they are partaking in, or 3.someone who is leaving for a trip and decides to leave an extensive list of things they will be doing.

"My friend is such an 'away message author', he completely makes an elaborate story about what he's doing!"

Ex.1.- Hey, i'm not here, i'm going to wal-mart, then to the mall, then to the bathroom, then home, then.....
Ex.2.- i'm gone right now. i'm at the mall with friends. i'm going to go see a movie, pay $3.50 for a bag of popcorn, leave half of the bag uneaten, throw it away, enjoy the movie, leave, go drive to.....
Ex.3.- sorry, im not here, i'm in houston watching a baseball game. so i could be:
a. in a car
b. getting gas
c. eating candy
d. drinking soda
e. watching the game
f. driving home
g. .....

by Snoop Doggy Bryce September 12, 2008

Arthor

Someone really pog, cool and/or epic. Arthor's are the best humans on earth and are big pp.

He's so cool, He's such an Arthor.

by sir brim November 2, 2020

anti-authoritarianism

Opposition to authoritarianism. Beliefs include no absolute faith in authority; appealing to reason, logic and evidence; equality before the law and civil liberties, and rejection of appealing to authority to prove an argument as a logical fallacy. Anti-authoritarianism has been associated with the counterculture movement and sub-cultures such as punks (and offshoots such as cyberpunk and unicorn punk), beatniks, and hippies; and the bohemian movement.

The accession to power of notoriously unpopular populist politicians such as Hitler and Donald Trump has been a spur for anti-authoritarianism.

by LotusDrop February 25, 2018

Authorwriteis

A condition brought about by a long period of writing on paper. It's symptoms largely include forearm pain, aching hands and stiff joints across the writer's arm.

JKR - "I've been writing this new book of mine for about three hours straight, I've got Authorwriteis all through my right arm."

Ketie Price - "Oh I never get Authorwriteis when I write my books,"

JKR - "That's because YOU don't actually write your own material"

Katie Price - "Oh yeah,"

by Mattles Batthew April 22, 2011

The author of the Journals

Some guy who was traveling between dimensions for the past 30 years.

The author of the Journals, my brother.

-Stanley Pines

by PembeTavuk April 30, 2021

author reupload

a reupload of the professional bunnyhopper in the game counter strike global offensive, because he deleted his channel, people are reuploading his epic zuhnny's

OMG! Did you look at the author reupload named "Nirvana"? Its fucking insane.
his zuhnny's are insane.

by optic_clan October 15, 2019

authorita

Self-arrogated power, most often used for its own sake. Authority gained for the specific purpose of abusing it. As noted elsewhere, coined and used most often by Eric Cartman, whom no sane adult or child would put in charge of even the most frivolous thing (see "authoritah").

Stan: Oh no, nothing's worse than Cartman with authorita!

by Nuance April 23, 2009