Logan Airport

Airport located in Boston, Massachusettes that people blame for 9/11 because two of the planes were from there. It has been ridiculed by all of the families who lost someone on 9/11 because it let the terrorists on the planes.
Logan airport is better now than it was two years ago.
by Anonymous June 26, 2003
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airport boy

airport boy” Is a boy who is extremely attractive and exists at every airport, you know you will never see him again so you appreciate from a distance
omg look its airport boy! he’s soooo hot
by kingjulianthefirst April 15, 2021
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Airport vagina

The overwhelming stench of the women’s bathroom in an airport. Usually the combination of bathroom cleaning substances and sweaty traveling vagina
I just gagged in the bathroom. The airport vagina was ghastly in there!
by mattdaddy1022 December 06, 2021
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airport literature

Bad books that people find interesting for a very short period of time, rarely bought and even rarelier finished. Lame biographies, lame romances, etc.
Person 1: I wrote this book, you should check it out.
Person 2: that book is airport literature. Please kys and burn any copies you have.
by Derpafish February 16, 2023
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airport 10

A person seen at the airport who would normally reside within the five to seven range on the attractive ends scale. Their presence in the airport, compounded with the fact that one will likely never see them again, often produces lewd and unrealistic fantasies or ideas about joining the mile high club. This creates an airport 10.
Jack: yo Ray, check out that chick over there. She’s a total airport 10!

Ray: it’s never gonna happen pal
by Phatsky July 11, 2022
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airport CEO

Typically a self-impressed male, aged early 30’s to mid 50’s. They pace around talking loudly on their cell phone “calling shots” in an incredibly tight waiting area. The rest of us just want to hear the boarding announcement.
Joey: I’m about tired of this fool in my ear talking about $?!t I don’t care about.
Butch: Chill man. He’s just an airport CEO, I don’t think he’s on our flight.
by 973OG March 01, 2021
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Airport Marriot

When your living out of your car and you have a friend who lets you store some of your car load at their house, thus giving you more room in your car. Airport Marriot is conducted when you go to their house and organize your stuff, moving stuff in and out from your different car suitcases super loud and kinda like and arrogant asshole. Usually done at some ungodly hour like when your friend is trying to sleep before work.
Oh hey you, AIRPORT MARRIOT!!! You know I have to get up at work at 3:00am, right? Alrighty, (turning over in bed) goodnight!
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