Logan Airport

Airport located in Boston, Massachusettes that people blame for 9/11 because two of the planes were from there. It has been ridiculed by all of the families who lost someone on 9/11 because it let the terrorists on the planes.

Logan airport is better now than it was two years ago.

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

airport boy

“airport boy” Is a boy who is extremely attractive and exists at every airport, you know you will never see him again so you appreciate from a distance

omg look its airport boy! he’s soooo hot

by kingjulianthefirst April 15, 2021

Airport Marriot

When your living out of your car and you have a friend who lets you store some of your car load at their house, thus giving you more room in your car. Airport Marriot is conducted when you go to their house and organize your stuff, moving stuff in and out from your different car suitcases super loud and kinda like and arrogant asshole. Usually done at some ungodly hour like when your friend is trying to sleep before work.

Oh hey you, AIRPORT MARRIOT!!! You know I have to get up at work at 3:00am, right? Alrighty, (turning over in bed) goodnight!

by anonymous November 19, 2022

Vape in airport

When you go on a Ryan air flight to Poznan and vape once leaving the aircraft , only to be stopped by polish federals asking for 500 zloty.

Bean: ‘Oi Pea I’m craving that vape in airport’
Pea: ‘Here have a tip’
Bean: *takes fat rip*
Polish feds: ‘ stop that ‘

by Grussell March 22, 2023

chicago airport

The place Juice Wrld was taken from the world 😞

Boy 1 : yo bro you heard about juice wrld?
Boy 2 : ye man its sad we need to destroy Chicago airport it’s haunted now

by ThePEhall December 9, 2019

airport CEO

Typically a self-impressed male, aged early 30’s to mid 50’s. They pace around talking loudly on their cell phone “calling shots” in an incredibly tight waiting area. The rest of us just want to hear the boarding announcement.

Joey: I’m about tired of this fool in my ear talking about $?!t I don’t care about.
Butch: Chill man. He’s just an airport CEO, I don’t think he’s on our flight.

by DaWisest March 1, 2021

airport literature

Bad books that people find interesting for a very short period of time, rarely bought and even rarelier finished. Lame biographies, lame romances, etc.

Person 1: I wrote this book, you should check it out.
Person 2: that book is airport literature. Please kys and burn any copies you have.

by Derpafish February 15, 2023