Afterbation Disgust

The almost immediate disgust after masturbating, with yourself and the dirty porn you were watching.

i was watching a dude shit on this fat chicks face and it was awesome, until i came, then i was filled with an overwhelming amount of Afterbation Disgust

by Derkmafukka December 8, 2010

afternater

When a person loves the books/movie “after”

“I’m a proud afternator”
“Have you heard how many afternaters there are lately?”

by maybe it’s me ;) April 22, 2019

aftermac

after you've eaten a mcdonalds meal and you feel proper sick.

i just had 3 big macs, i've got insane aftermac

by zane overkill March 21, 2007

Afterthought

An afterthought is something thought of at the last minute. Afterthoughts are common among video games and movies.

Example:

"Did you hear about Halo: Reach?"

"Yeah, it seems like an afterthought"

by Frickin' I don't care June 13, 2009

Afterbatin'

The detrimental effect you encounter where you're stream of urine goes in at least 2, if not more, different directions while taking a piss after masturbation.

John: Damn dude afterbatin' got me again, I just pissed all over the towels by my toilet.
Fred: Ah you gotta watch that afterbatin' it'll get ya every time.

by DaBoot July 15, 2009

Aftermarket rack

Fake breasts

Hey did you get a chance to check out the aftermarket rack on that chick? Must've cost a stack of dead presidents.

by Blankford1 December 7, 2013

Aftermarket Umbilical Cord

When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"

Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...

Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"

by Zeval April 7, 2020