afghan gooey

the greatest weed you will ever smoke.

pretty much any type of pure dank, with traces of psilocybin (shrooms) on it.

last halloween, me nick cody and seth smoked a half ounce of afghan gooey and ended up trick-or-treating the same house 12 times, then we went to the lake and i thought fish were flying out of it. i turned to cody and his face melted off and turned into pool of lava, and none of us could stop laughing.

by krevin June 8, 2007

Afghan Withdrawal

When you prey to Allah when you pull out.

She was so good, she gave me an Afghan Withdrawal.

by Eureka's Finest June 24, 2011

afghan facial

The act of giving someone arabian night goggles and a turkish breathmint at the same time.

That man placed his testicles on that person's eyes and then farted directly into his mouth. That man received an afghan facial.

by john crapper March 7, 2008

Dirty Afghan

The act of eating a girl's ass after she has just taken a shit.

"Bro, Helal just gave that Lebo chick a dirty Afghan".

by reeroo1991 July 11, 2018

afghan slang

Slang used by people of Afghani descent, also by some middle eastern countries. The slang is heavily based off the accent of the region.

person 1: dis is ow v roll. (this is how we roll)
person 2: u got d afghan slang bro

by Markwick September 5, 2009

Afghan Necklace

When I guy is about to orgasm, he throws a handfull of sand on the girls chest and cums on and around her neck. This is a alteration of the famous "Pearl Necklace".

I was in Afghanistan fucking this bitch on a sand dune and totally gave her a Afghan Necklace!

by shobbie_dobins February 8, 2010

afghan dan

a lame ass guy who is obsessed with lifting weights, otherwise known as getting HUGE.

Did you see afghan dan in the gym yesterday, his arms were freakin HUGE! I swear, he thinks he is the hulk, no lie.

by $yphili$ October 26, 2009